When were King Arthur`s army too tired to fight?
When they had lots of sleepless knights!
How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!
How did you do in your tests?
I did what George Washington did!
Teacher: I hope I didn`t see you looking at Fred`s test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didn`t see me either!
Teacher: You copies from Fred`s exam paper didn`t you?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred`s paper says "I don`t know" and you have put "Me, neither"!