Allow adult content






Bookmark and Share

Funny Jokes

Funny Photos

Funny Movies

Funny Games


Subscribe!
Get free jokes in your email.

Join our Facebook group!




Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

Category: Kids
Reader Rating:
Contributor: lyn
Views: 3392
Help keep us free..click a sponsor
Keep us free....Share this with a friend.

#2673 : Scary collection 59

A witch joke
What do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the water?
A chicken sandwitch!

A witch joke
Why did the witches go on strike?
They wanted sweeping reforms!

A witch joke
When a witch falls into a pond what is the first thing that she does?
Get wet!

A witch joke
What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
"I'd put a curse on you but it looks like someone already beat me to it"!

A wizard joke
What do you call a warlock who tries to stop fights?
A peacelock!

A wizard joke
What kinds of wizards can jump higher than a bus?
All of them, busses don't jump!

A wizard joke
What happened when the wizard drank a bottle of lemonade?
He burped 7-Up!



Rate It
5

4

3

2

1
Share It...
 
Embed url :

Add our site :



Purchase Novelty Clothing, Novelty Gifts, Joke Books, Fake Products and much more!.
Visit the Roll Over Laughing Store page now.

Other Links - Links Gizmo | Lot123 Auctions | Eziaccounts Accounting

Home | Categories | Add joke or photo | Top 10 jokes | Top 10 photos | New jokes | New photos | Search | Contact us | Advertise | Store |



Friendly Reminders Close




Keep us laughing too...

share a laugh with your friends

Close