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#3310 : Guide for all women

A WOMAN,S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING:

I,M HUNGRY.
I,m hungry.

I,M SLEEPY.
I,m sleepy.

I,M TIRED.
I,m tired.

I,VE GOTTA GO.
Get out of the way and stay away until it clears.

WHAT,S WRONG?
I don't see why you,re making such a big deal out of this.

WHAT,S WRONG?
What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
I liked it better before.

YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
$50 and it doesn't look that much different!

YES, I LIKE THE WAY YOU CUT YOUR HAIR.
For $50 they should have GIVEN YOU hair!

LET,S TALK, HONEY.
I,m trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person, and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

WILL YOU MARRY ME?
I might as well get tax benefits for going through these talks.

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