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Keep us free....Share this with a friend. #2122 : A man`s translations These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say... "IT,S A GUY THING" Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR" Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" Translated:* "I have no idea how it works." "TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU,RE WORKING TOO HARD." Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "THAT,S INTERESTING, DEAR." Translated:* "Are you still talking?" "YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS." Translated:* "I remember the theme song to ,F Troop,, the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I,ve ever owned... but I forgot your birthday." "OH, DON,T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT,S NO BIG DEAL." Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I,m hurt." "HEY, I,VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I,M DOING." Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." "I CAN,T FIND IT." Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I,m completely clueless." "WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?" Translated:* "What did you catch me at?" "I,M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE." Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again." "WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK." Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up." Share Rate It 5 4 3 2 1 Share It...

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