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#2996 : Heard at a tax office

The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer's Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline


No sir, the government does not want you to pay your taxes in pennies.


I have a hard time believing that a garbage collector made $150,000 last year so for the last time, DID YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SOURCE OF INCOME!!!


How cute... a tax form done in crayon.


No sir, its do your taxes every year and renew your driver's license every 4 years, not the other way around.


Just because you talk to your plants ma,am, you cannot, repeat CANNOT list them as your dependants.


No Ms Lewinsky, your oval office "contributions" are not the same as when you check the dollar box at the top of your 1040 form.


Even if you are a hooker, the number of orgasms you,ve had cannot count as a business expense.


I,m sorry, I,m not sure I follow your "Give me an extension and I,ll give you an extension later at my place" argument.


I take it that because you have decided to do origami with your tax form that you,re not receptive to paying your taxes this year.


Just remember the IRS motto, buddy: Screw us now, we,ll screw you later!!



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