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#2993 : Top ten error messages

The Top 10 Good Error Messages On The Brand New $7000 Computer You Just Bought


"That URL was not found because frankly, I didn, try hard enough."


"If you continue to type that way, you,ll get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome."


"The Server is not really down, its just mildly depressed."


"Normally, I would complain but I,ll let that rough disk insertion slide this time."


"Don't worry, I,ll clean up that beer stain."


"Its not a virus...its a STD(System Transmitted Disease)."


"Remember Einstein, its point then click, point then click."


"That General Protection Fault is not yours."


"You,re using MS Word 5.0 and that's a weenie version so why don't I upgrade you for free?"


"I hate to tell you this but you have already seen that version of the Pamela Anderson video... may I suggest another?"





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