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#1753 : Good to be French

1. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog`s legs

2. If there`s a war you can surrender really early

3. You don`t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.

4. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people`s countries
5. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star

6. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride

7. People think you`re a great lover even when you`re not

8. Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time



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