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#1752 : Fun to do in elevators

# Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

# Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

# Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

# Whistle the first seven notes of "It`s a Small World" incessantly.

# Sell Girl Scout cookies.

# On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

# Shave.

# Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

# Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

# Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

# When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

# Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

# Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

# One word: Flatulence!

# On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

# Do Tai Chi exercises.

# Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I`ve got new socks on!"

# When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"

# Give religious tracts to each passenger.

# Meow occassionally.

# Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

# Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

# Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

# Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

# Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

# Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You`re one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

# Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

# Leave a box between the doors.

# Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

# Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

# Start a sing-along.

# When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

# Play the harmonica.

# Shadow box.

# Say "Ding!" at each floor.

# Lean against the button panel.

# Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

# Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

# Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

# Bring a chair along.

# Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

# Blow spit bubbles.

# Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

# Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

# Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

# Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

# Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

# Stare at your thumb and say "I think it`s getting larger."

# If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

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