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#1750 : Signs your burned out

1. Your garbage can IS your "in" box.

2. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don`t care.

3. You have so much on your mind, you`ve forget often how to think.

4. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through ...er.... Monday.

5. You sleep more at work than at home.

6. You leave for a party and instinctively take your ID badge.

7. Your Day Timer exploded a week ago.

8. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.

9.You`re so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell."

10. Your friends call to ask how you`ve been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, jerk!"


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