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#1748 : Good to be American

1. You can have a woman president without electing her

2.You can spell color wrong and get away with it

3. You can call Budweiser beer

4. You can be a crook and still be president

5. If you`ve got enough money you can get elected to do anything

6. If you can breathe you can get a gun

7. You can invent a new public holiday every year

8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.

9. You get to call everyone you`ve never met "buddy"

10. You can think you`re the greatest nation on earth.

11. You can get a pizza within minutes of ordering.


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