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#1728 : Cards not in Hallmark

# "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."

# "How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?"

# "I`ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I`ve changed my mind."

# "I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell til I met you."

# "Looking back over the years that we`ve been together, I can`t help but wonder: What was I thinking?"

# "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you`re not here to ruin it for me."

# "If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it`s your sister."

# "As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you`ve given me. Like the need for therapy..."

# "Thanks for being a part of my life!!!I never knew what evil was before this!"

# "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this knife out of my back. You`ll probably need it again."

# "Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."

# "Sorry things didn`t work out, but I can`t handle guys with boobs that are bigger than mine."

# "Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Lifelike!

# "When we were together, you always said you`d die for me. Now that we`ve broke up, I think it`s time you kept your promise."

# "I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here`s his leash, water bowl and chew toys."

# "We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits."

# "I`m so miserable without you, it`s almost like you`re here."

# "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?"

# "You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I`d miss you heaps and think of you often."

# "Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday ---so we`re having you put to sleep."

# "Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in Arkansas)

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