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#1727 : You`re a bad customer

You Might Be A Bad Customer If:

1. You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the "10 items or less" lane.

2. You walk into a store at 10 minutes to close not knowing what you want and don`t decide for another 30 minutes.

3. You yell out what a GREAT TIPPER you are.

4. You return the coffee because it`s too hot.

5. You order water with extra lemon (as if it was supposed to come with lemon).

6. You ask for a discount. No reason specified, just that you should get one.

7. You get annoyed if a hardware store, etc., does not have the most obscure component in stock, despite the fact that they haven`t sold one in over 20 years.

8. If you buy 10 cent candy to break a 20

9. You think the Pre-pay sign on the gas pump is for everyone but you.

10. You buy an expensive dress and return it after the party.

11. You can`t read the signs or coupons correctly, insisting you`re right and all the employees are wrong.

12. While standing in front of the huge line up of TVs, you ask a salesman, "Is this all the TVs you have?"

13. You dare ask for a discount at a resturaunt because your kids didn`t like thier food after they showed their dislike by throwing said food on the walls and the floor.

14. You chew out the manager of the local McDonald`s for not cleaning up the place, while meanwhile, your kids proceed to launch ketchup packets at each other.

15. You pay anything / everything in small change (especially pennies)

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