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#1723 : A new car from AOL

# The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer.

# The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player.

# The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later.

# The windshield would have an extra dark tint to protect the driver from seeing better cars.

# AOL would sell the same model car year after year and claim it`s the NEW model.

# Every now and then the brakes on the AOL car would just "lock-up" for no apparent reason.

# The AOL car would have a very plain body style but would have lots`a pretty colors and lights.

# The AOL car would have only one door but it would have 5 extra seats for family members.

# Anyone dissatisfied could return the car but must continue to make payments for 6 months.

# If an AOL car owner received 3 parking tickets AOL would take the car off of them.

# The AOL car would have an AOL Cell phone that can only place calls to other AOL car cell phones.

# AOL would pass a new car law forbidding AOL car owners from driving near other car dealerships.

# AOL car mechanics would have no experience in car repair.

# Younger AOL car drivers would be able to make other peoples AOL cars stall just for fun.

# It would not be possible to upgrade your AOL car stereo.

# AOL cars would be forced to use AOL gas that cost 20% more and gave worse mileage.

# Anytime an AOL car owner saw another AOL car owner he would wonder, M/F/age?

# It would be common for AOL car owners to divorce just to marry another AOL car owner.

# AOL car owners would always claim to be older or younger than they really are.

# AOL cars would come with a steering wheel and AOL would claim no other cars have them.

# Every time you close the door on the AOL car it would say, "Good-Bye."

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