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#2868 : A collection of insults 127


Off by one.

Off his rocker/trolley.

Oil doesn't reach his dipstick.

On permanent leave of absence from his senses.

On the batting end of a no-hitter.

One bit short of a byte/word.

One board short of a porch.

One boot stuck in the sand.

One bumper/rail short of a bank shot.

One bun/donut short of a dozen.

One car short of a chase scene.

One card/marble shy of a full deck.

One chip short of a megabyte.

One clearance short of landing/taking off.

One color short of color-coordinated


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