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#2861 : A collection of insults 120


If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true.

If he had a lobotomy he'd depressurize.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

If he had brains, he'd take them out and play with them.

If he had console lights, we would see only the idle loop patterns.

If he were any brighter he'd be in the visible spectrum.

If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

If her brains were put in a hummingbird, it would fly backwards.

If his brain were a hard drive, it would back up on a single floppy.

If his brains were money, he'd still be in debt.

If his IQ was two points higher he'd be a rock.

If ignorance were bliss, she'd be orgasmic.

If it's not in his horoscope/tea leaves, he doesn't take it seriously.

If she had a disk we could upgrade her with DOS 3.0.

If she was any dumber, she'd be a green plant.

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