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#1802 : A collection of insults 41

Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.

Has the brains of a house plant.

Has the Grand Canyon under the crew cut.

Has the IQ of a salad bar / an ice cube / three below houseplant.

Has the keen awareness of an ostrich in hiding.

Has the mental agility of a soap dish.

Has the personality of a snail on Valium.

Has the same talent as Dr. Doolittle.

Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

Hasn't caught on that X and Y are relative values.

Hasn't got all his china in the cupboard.

Hasn't got the brains God gave a cat.

Having a party in his head, but no one else is invited.

He can only type in upper case.

He can push but he can't pop.



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