Allow adult content






Bookmark and Share

Funny Jokes

Funny Photos

Funny Movies

Funny Games


Subscribe!
Get free jokes in your email.

Join our Facebook group!




Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

Category: Crazy Jokes
Reader Rating:
Contributor: lyn
Views: 3820
Help keep us free..click a sponsor
Keep us free....Share this with a friend.

#1665 : Doctors meeting

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed.

Then one said, "Since we are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other out?"

The other three agreed.

The first then confessed, "I have an uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."

The second psychiatrist said, "I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."

The third followed with, "I,m involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them for me."

The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I,m not supposed to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."




Rate It
5

4

3

2

1
Share It...
 
Embed url :

Add our site :



Purchase Novelty Clothing, Novelty Gifts, Joke Books, Fake Products and much more!.
Visit the Roll Over Laughing Store page now.

Other Links - Links Gizmo | Lot123 Auctions | Eziaccounts Accounting

Home | Categories | Add joke or photo | Top 10 jokes | Top 10 photos | New jokes | New photos | Search | Contact us | Advertise | Store |



Friendly Reminders Close




Keep us laughing too...

share a laugh with your friends

Close