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#758 : Deep Thoughts 02

When you,re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close.

Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it.

If you,re ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don't know how to speak the natives, language, just say "Poppy-oomy." I bet it means something.

I wonder if angels believe in ghosts.

I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating it, it'd be fun to make chew marks in the shape of continents.

I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.

Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you,ll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.

I don't understand people who say life is a mystery, because what is it they want to know?



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