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#3108 : Ponderings collection 38

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and...

If you don`t like my driving, don`t call anyone. Just take another road. That`s why the highway department made so many of them.

When I`m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor`s dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Try a little kindness. As little as possible. Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down.

I love playing cards with children. They can`t tell you`re dealing off the bottom of the deck.

Remember: you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar... Of course, how you spend your leisure time is your business.

A man`s best friend is his dog. That`s assuming you want a friend who messes on your carpet and drools on your newspaper.

If I won the lottery, I wouldn`t be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I`d make my boss`s life a living hell for a week or two first.

A rose by any other name would stick you just as bad and draw just as much blood when you grab a thorn.




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