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#3107 : Ponderings collection 37

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you`re ahead?"

What hair color do they put on the driver`s licenses of bald men?

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

Why not modern Latin: VENI, VEDI, VISA - I came, I saw, I shopped.

If it`s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.

Strange! No one ever says "It`s only a game," when their team is winning.

Isn`t Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?




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