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#1393 : Lightbulb joke collection 95

Q: How many "Changing lightbulbs"-joke writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two hundred, and don't ask why because they haven't--figured that out yet.

Q: How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I,ve just cashed up.

Q: How many IKEA shop assistans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Sorry, we ran out of light bulb stock. We expect it to arrive early next month. We do have ladders though! You just go straight on, then left and then right. No, thanks, anytime."

Q: How many Dixons assistants does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Err. Nahh, it's MEANT to go dark after a few weeks. It's a new fangled addition. It's been developed by, er, (etc...)

Q: How many pawnbrokers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. It's of no interest to them.

Q: How many grocery store cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: (Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin, mate !

Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he,ll tell everybody.

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