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#1375 : Lightbulb joke collection 77

Q: How many sci.math readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Pi. Two hold the ladder, one the bulb, but something irrational remains about it.

Q: How many alt.tla readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One-no! Six is!

Q: How many alt.newbie readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Me! Me too! Me too!

Q: How many alt.fan.hofstadter readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They have special lightbulbs that screw themselves.

Q: How many alt.fan.douglas-adams readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 42.

Q: How many alt.alien.visitors readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One. (screw screw screw) Aargh! The light! I,m being abducted!

Q: How many alt.1d readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Hmmm, yes, very funny, but what has this got to do with 1d ?

Q: How many alt.spam readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One, if you buy our newest ACME Lightbulb screwer, for only $10, from XPOSTS R US, Velveeta, Ca, USA. Contact now!




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