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#1369 : Lightbulb joke collection 71

Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle... and one to change the bulb.

Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 24 1/8, but that's down 3/8 from yesterday.

Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).

Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.

Q: How many Paul Daniels does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. "And that's magic !"

Q: How many Will Rogers, does it take to change a dead light bulb?
A: None. He never met a dead light bulb he didn't like.

Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco?
A: Both of them.




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