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#1357 : Lightbulb joke collection 59

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Only one, but he,ll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One, but only after asking "Why?"

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).

Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified.

Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A: Three, one to do it and two to argue about whether that was the way Bill Monroe would have done it.

Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter because the banjo player is gonna, change it again anyway after everybody else is done.

Q: How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A: They don't. They only use acoustic light bulbs.



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