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#1348 : Lightbulb joke collection 50

Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 250,000,000, one to change it and 249,999,999 to debate whether it it was politically correct.

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Only one, but the lightbulb must want to change.

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: How long have you been having this phantasy ?

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: How many do *you* think it takes?

Q: How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: It depends on what you want them to change it into.

Q: How many egotists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One. He holds onto the lightbulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Q: How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One, two ! One, two ! One, two !




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