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#1322 : Lightbulb joke collection 24

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so...

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: A hundred, but they,ll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you ? I,m, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Huh? The light's out?

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: What lightbulb?

Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None: They concern themselves with inner light.

Q: How many Arians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.



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