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#1321 : Lightbulb joke collection 23

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None: Cancerians would worry themselves to death with the problem.

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agents get a Virgo in to do it for them while they,re out.

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay ?

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we,ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you,re inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn a piece.

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs - unless they,re a legitimate business expense.

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.




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