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#1307 : Lightbulb joke collection 09

Q: How many Blue Peter presenters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One to make the new bulb out of an empty loo roll and sticky back plastic.

Q: How many people on Get Stuffed does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Four. Two to trot merrily down to the shops to buy a new one, of whom person 1 then rips it unceremoniously out of its packaging and person 2 starts to do the changing, and the 2 "Mystery Chefs" to interrupt and tell us he's doing it all wrong.

Q: How many A & R men does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. "We,re not changing any lightbulbs at the moment."

Q: How many A & R men does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: None. "Well, I,m going to go out on a beam on this one, but I liked it better without the lightbulb."

Q: How many Radio 1 DJs does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to change it and two to resign over the changes.

Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
A: No, big daddy, but hum a few bars and I,ll fake it.




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