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Keep us free....Share this with a friend. #1304 : Lightbulb joke collection 06 Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. It's left to the reader as an exercise. Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one, once you,ve managed to present the problem in terms he/she is familiar with. Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One. He gives it to six Oregonians, thereby simplifying the problem to the previous question. Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: This should be determined using a nonparametric procedure, since statisticians are not normal. Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Walt Pirie to hold the bulb and one psychologist, one economist, one sociologist and one anthroplogist to pull away the ladder. Q: How many Union Electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Seventeen - One to give the bulb to the screw-inner. One to screw in the bulb. One to hold him on the step ladder. Four to hold the step ladder steady. One to flick the switch to test the bulb. One to make sure that the other bulbs in the room will need fixing. One to supervise. Two to take a coffee break, one to eat lunch, and one to nap. One to plot the best way of breaking into the apartment at night. One to drink gin n tonics with the yuppies. Share Rate It 5 4 3 2 1 Share It...

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