In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. (Heeeeee-YAH! Sound of smashing box of kleenex.) But this method doesn`t work with a telephone call... (Dial tone.) Introducing the all-new Ginsu answering machine! It cuts, it chops, it slices, it dices your incoming calls! How much would you pay? Don`t answer, because if you leave your name and number when you hear the tone, we`ll throw in a return phone call ABSOLUTELY FREE!