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Keep us free....Share this with a friend. #3241 : The Cesium song 12 Seventy Six Neutrons (Tune, Seventy Six Trombones) Seventy six lithe neutrons swayed on Cesium`s bar, Half a hundred and ten bold protons... Hold it! Hold it!. That`s Cesium 131. Half life only about 9.69 days. Let`s go for immortality here. Worth a shot anyway... Seventy Eight Neutrons (Tune, Seventy Six Trombones) Seventy eight lithe neutrons swayed on Cesium`s bar, Half a hundred and ten bold protons joined the press. And the eletronettes were a-whirling in duets, All but one, the singular miss Six S. Seventy eight nubile neutrons writhed in close array, Half a hundred and ten lusty protons swelled the crowd. And the electron pairs played blue photonic airs, From within a shining quantum cloud. There were pions, muons, quarks and other fermions, Tunneling, tunneling, in a state of partial dress. `Till an oily bit of water came a wandering, And miss Six S got in a great big mess. Seventy eight screaming neutrons ran and jammed the door, Half a hundered and ten brave protons hit the ground. There was a sky-blue flash, then nothing left but ash, And the echo of a glorious thundering sound. --- Songs of Cesium #76 Share Rate It 5 4 3 2 1 Share It...

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