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#1028 : Making comparisons

In Heaven:

1.The cooks are French,

2.The policemen are English,

3.The mechanics are German,

4.The lovers are Italian,

5.The bankers are Swiss.


In Hell:

1.The cooks are English,

2.The policemen are German,

3.The mechanics are French,

4.The lovers are Swiss,

5.The bankers are Italian.


In Computer Heaven:

1.The management is from Intel,

2.The design and construction is done by Apple,

3.The marketing is done by Microsoft,

4.IBM provides the support,

5.Gateway determines the pricing.


In Computer Hell:

1.The management is from Apple,

2.Microsoft does design and construction,

3.IBM handles the marketing,

4.The support is from Gateway,

5.Intel sets the price.




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