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#1057 : Texan`s guide to life

1.Never squat with your spurs on.

2.There's two theories to arguin, with a woman; neither one works.

3.Don't worry about bitin, off more than you can chew, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger,n you think.

4.If you get to thinkin, you,re a person of some influence, try orderin, somebody else's dog around.

5.Never smack a man who's chewin, tobacco.

6.It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

7.Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

8.Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

9.Always drink upstream from the herd.

10.If you,re ridin, ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

11.Lettin, the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ,n puttin, it back in.

12.Finally, never miss a good chance to shut up.



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