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#435 : Destroy an opponent

The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)

Tonya Harding Presents...

Get tired every softball season loosing to the same team with all the big sluggers year in and year out?

Are you tired of always getting beat 6-0, 6-0 by that arrogant tennis-playing friend of yours with his killer serve?

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Gun shot to the knee......................... $199.95
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Gun shot to the head......................... $499.95
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Prices subject to change without notice.

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