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#3281 : Watch real baseball

Top Ten Signs you`re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team

From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995

You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes earlier.

Everytime a player slides into second, he busts his hip.

They keep shouting "Do over!"

When umpire yells, "Strike 3!" batter looks at him as if the dude`s speaking French.

Try as they might, they just can`t scratch themselves like professionals.

First base: Siskel. Second base: Ebert.

Game stops when some lady in a house near the stadium shouts "Dinner time!"

Players constantly adjusting each other`s cups.

You overheard the coach yelling, "Run, Forrest, run!"

They play like the Mets



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