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#6427 : The county advertised for a new employee

The county advertised for a new employee to paint the white lines down the middle of the roads.

A blonde lady was the only applicant and she got the job.

On the first day, she painted an impressive 50 miles of road, and her boss was very proud.

On her second day, she painted 25 miles of road, and her boss thought that was just fine.

On her third day she painted only 15 miles of road, and her boss was starting to get concerned.

On her fourth day she painted a mere 7 miles of road. Her boss asked her why she kept painting less and less road.

"Well," she answered, "each day the paint bucket is further and further away!".



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