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#6408 : A blonde who wanted to fly.

There was a blonde who wanted to learn how to fly an airplane, so she goes to the airport and asks the man behind the desk, "Hi, I'd like to learn how to fly an airplane."

The man looked at a clipboard, then replied, "I,m sorry, miss, but there aren't any airplanes available. Would a helicopter be alright?"

"Oh, yes! I'd LOVE to fly a helicopter!"

So the blonde learns how to fly it and she's ready to go on her first drive. The man goes to the control tower and sits at the radio.

"Alright," he says to her, "turn the engine on." She does and responds, "Okay, it's on!"

"Now, take her up to 10,000 feet."

This blonde does and then radios in, "Oh, it's lovely up here! It's so beautiful!"

"Okay, now take her up to 20,000 feet."

The blonde does this and contacts him, "Oh, this is so wonderful! I absolutely LOVE this view! It's so pretty!"

"Okay, let's go up another 10,000 feet before we bring you back down."

"Alright!" the blonde says and takes the helicopter up even higher. There's silence for a little while, then the helicopter comes hurling down from the heavens and it explodes into a pilliar of fire upon contact with the ground.

The man races out to the helicopter and pulls the woman out. She is unharmed. The man pants and asks, "what in the world happened?"

"Well, when you told me to turn on the engine, I was fine. You told me to go up to 10,000 and I was fine. So you tell me to go up to 20,000 feet. I was fine. You tell me to go up to 30,000 feet, but then I got cold, so I turned off that big fan up there."

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