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#6051 : What do you get for oral sex?"

A Catholic priest is giving out penance to people who are coming to church. The first person walks in and says, "Forgive me Father, for I have stolen my neighbor`s car." The priest says, "Your confession is 15 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Marys."

The second guy walks in and says, "Father, forgive me, for I have killed my brother." The priest says, "Your penance is 20 Our Fathers and 25 Hail Marys.

The third guy walks in and says, "Forgive me Father, for I have had oral sex." The Priest thinks for a moment, but he can`t remember what the penance is for oral sex. He runs out of the small room and into the church, asking the whole way, "What do you get for oral sex?" He bursts into the altar boys, room and yells, "What do you get for oral sex?"

"Milk and cookies, milk and cookies!!!"

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