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#6027 : A Dog Named Porky

The vicar was walking along the street when he saw a little girl playing with her little doggy. He went to speak to her.

"Hello little girl", he said, "do you know who I am?"

"Yes", she said, "You`re the vicar and you work for God".

"That`s right", said the vicar, "and what's you,re name?"

The little girl said "My name is Willow".

The vicar thought this was a most unusual name and asked if she knew how she came to have such a name.

The little girl explained "Mummy said I was conceived under a willow tree, and when she and daddy opened the bible to give thanks, they found a willow leaf between the pages so they took it as a sign".

"What a lovely story", said the vicar. "And what about your doggy?" "What`s his name?"

"Porky", said the little girl.

"Oh!", exclaimed the vicar. "Why`s that?"

"Because he screws pigs..."




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