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#497 : You might be a redneck if 11

You might be a redneck if...

You,ve ever worn shorts to a funeral home.

You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

You,ve ever been too drunk to fish.

You,ve ever bought a used cap.

You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

You,ve ever used a weedeater indoors.

Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).

You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right,.

You have to go outside to get something out of the ,fridge.



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