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#3202 : You might be a redneck if 71

You might be a reneck if...

Any time your kids see a dog they get out their ropes and lasso it and tackle it to the ground.

Your master bathroom has the words "porta" and "potty" written on the side.

You can`t take a bath in the winter `cause the stream is frozen.

You only bathe when it rains.

You think "Dueling Banjos" is classical music.

You refer to the Surgeon General`s Warning on a pack of cigarettes as your medical encyclopedia.

You go to garage sales to shop for Christmas gifts.

You`re 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party.

You think `possum is the "other white meat".

Your husband spray paints the upholstery of your car to make it look new.




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