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#4682 : This handyman goes to hell. The Devil says "Man
This handyman goes to hell. The Devil says "Man, I,ve been needing someone down here like you, can you fix this cold water plumbing? It hasn't worked for eons!"
In no time at all hell had running cold water and the devil put the handyman to work on projects all over hell. As conditions starting improving in hell God noticed attendance dropping in heaven and gave the Devil a call.
"It's my new handyman" the Devil explained, "word must be out that things aren't so bad down here anymore."
"Hey I could use somebody like that up here" God replied, "send him on up."
Well the Devil flat out refused, and God threatened, "you either send him up or I,m going to sue!"
To which the Devil replied slyly, "Where are you going to find a lawyer