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#4662 : the patient that he has "HEGSThe doctor tells the patient that he has "HEGS".
The patient inquires, "What's HEGS ?"
The doctor replies, "Its a combination of herpes, encephalitis, gonorrhea, and syphilis".
The patient asks, "What's the cure?"
The doctor responds, "We have to keep you in a hospital room and feed you nothing except pancakes."
"Pancakes, why only pancakes?", asks the patient.
The doctor answers, "That's the only food we can slip under the door
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