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#4636 : Three doctors are waiting for St. Peter at the Pearly Gates

Three doctors are waiting for St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. When he arrives, he asks the first doctor "Why should you be allowed into heaven?"

The first doctor replied, "I spent my whole career in medical research and made life better for thousands."

St. Peter seemed immpressed and said, "C,mon in, you are worthy."

He then asked the same thing to the second doctor who answered, "I renounced riches to work with the poor and made lives better for thousands."

St. Peter again seemed impressed and invited the second doctor inside.

When he asked the third doctor what he had done, the doctor answered, "I worked for a very large and succcessful HMO."

St. Peter said to the doctor, "You may enter but you can only stay for three days."




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