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#4579 : After successfully passing the bar exam

After successfully passing the bar exam, a man opened his own law office. He was sitting idle at his desk when his secretary announced that a Mr. Jones had arrived to see him. "Show him right in!" our lawyer replied.

As Mr. Jones was being ushered in, our lawyer had an idea. He quickly picked up the phone and shouted into it " ...and you tell them that we won't accept less then fifty thousand dollars, and don't even call me until you agree to that amount!" Slamming the phone down he stood up and greeted Mr. Jones; "Good Morning, Mr. Jones, what can I do for you?"

"I,m from the phone company," Mr. Jones replied, "I,m here to connect your phone."




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