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#4546 : Porsche in the English countryside

A bloke is driving around in his Porsche in the English countryside. He stops outside a field full of sheep, walks up to the shepherd and says, "I,ve got an offer. I,ll guess how many sheep you,ve got in this field, and if I guess right, I get to take a sheep with me. If I guess wrong, you get my car."

The shepherd thinks he's on to a sure thing and agrees.

"137" says the driver.

"Damn me, you,re right," says the shepherd and dutifully hands over a sheep.

The man walks away, stuffs the sheep in his car and is about to drive away when the shepherd knocks on his window. "I,ve got a proposal for you." says the shepherd. "If I can guess what you do for a living, I get to take your car. If I,m wrong, you can have all my sheep."

"Done," says the driver

"You,re a consultant," says the shepherd.

"Bloody hell! How did you guess?"

"Easy. You come in here uninvited, you tell me what I already know, and then you charge me for it."




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