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#663 : Problems from the start

John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said.

"I,ll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Spot, my dog, while you,re waiting?" He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms, he,ll jump through."

The dog followed John onto the balcony and started rolling over. John made a hoop with his arms and Spot jumped through--over the balcony railing. Just then John's date walked out.

"Isn't Spot the cutest, happiest dog you,ve ever seen?"

"To tell the the truth, " he replied, "Spot seemed a little depressed to me!"




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