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#2412 : Reptile jokes 02

Where do frogs keep their money?
In a river bank!

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
A bullfrog!

What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights!

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?
They always want to play leap frog with him!

Why was the frog down in the mouth?
He was un hoppy!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times!

What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups!

Why did the lizard go on a diet?
It weighed too much for its scales!

What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?
The Brit Awarts!




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