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#1356 : Lightbulb joke collection 58

Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter. Nobody will notice anyway.

Q: How many bassists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but the guitarist has to show him first

Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One to light a candle and say it's just as good as electric light.

Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: "I,ve got a candle that looks just like it."

Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Lightbulbs? C,mon, I got sunlight, fluorescent, candles-anything you want.

Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: "Oh, just one. But this bulb won't do. You want to use a 3-way bulb, but if you can afford it, I hear that next month GE will be coming out .... "

Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but if you wait until next month, Yamaha will have a new model bulb out which is much better.

Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg.





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