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#3505 Viola Jokes 10 Note: the following joke is very funny in German, but doesn,t translate well into English. Was sind die drei Lagen auf der Bratsche? Erste Lage, Notlage, und Niederlage. (What are the three posi... #3504 Violin Jokes 41 How do you keep a violist from drowning? Take your foot off his head. ... #3503 Viola Jokes 20 Why do you always bury a viola player three feet under? Because deep down they are all very nice people. ... #3502 Violin Jokes 40 How do you transcribe a violin piece for viola? Divide the metronome marking by 2. ... #3501 Violin Jokes 39 Why did the violist marry the accordion player? Upward mobility. ... #3500 Violin Jokes 14 Did you hear about the violist who played in tune? Neither did I. ... #3499 Violin Jokes 23 What do you call a bunch of violists in a hot tub? Vegetable soup. ... #3498 Viola Jokes 15 What is the longest viola joke? Harold in Italy ... #3497 Viola Jokes 9 What,s the similarity between the Beatles and the viola section of the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra? Neither has played together since 1970. ... #3496 Violin Jokes 17 How many violists does it take to make a batch of chocolate chip cookies? Ten. One to stir the batter and nine to peel the M & M,s. ... #3495 Violin Jokes 18 Why do violists have pea-sized brains? Because alcohol has swelled them. ... #3494 Violin Jokes 16 How do you call a violist with two brain cells? Pregnant. ... #3493 Violin Jokes 15 How does a violist,s brain cell die? Alone. ... #3492 Violin Jokes 27 How do you get a dozen violists to play in tune? Shoot 11 of them. Shoot all of them. Who the hell wants a dozen violists? ... #3491 Violin Jokes 26 What is the similarity between a violist and a prostitute? Both are paid to fake climaxes. ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5